This is what your Geek Code spells (bookmarkable link):
Geek of Computer Science.
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
I'm of average height, I'm rounder than most.
40-49.
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
But someday I would like to get paid for it.
I have a Unix account to do my stuff in. I use Linux.
I know Perl exists, but that's all.
I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
Mostly "I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature," but it varies.
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
I refuse to have anything with that!
I know who Kibo is.
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire.
But someday I would like to get paid for it.
I am Bill Gates of Borg. OS/2 is irrelevant.
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
I refuse to have anything with that!
I refuse to have anything with that!
I refuse to have anything with that!
I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
I don't have anything to hide.
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.
This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star Trek ripoff.
I refuse to have anything with that!
I refuse to have anything with that!
I watch some tv every day.
I read the newspaper and the occasional book.
I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
Got a Bachelors degree.
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.
I've never had a relationship.
Male. I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.
The Code of the Geeks is a simple and compact way how to tell the others about your geeky personality. The Geek Code consists of a series of letters, numbers and symbols, each describing you in some category. Sometimes, it's a little cryptic to the uninitiated, and here comes our little tool to help you.
This decoder has been written by Anicka (Geek Code) and Martin (Geek Code) on the Christmas of 2006. If you have any bug reports or ideas on what could be improved, please tell us. You can also download the source code. There is also a Furry Code Decoder here.