This is what your Geek Code spells (bookmarkable link):
Geek of Computer Science.
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
I'm an average geek.
20-24.
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an `accidental' computer-generated order to put start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. I use SCO Unix.
I don't write Perl, I speak it. Perl has superseded all other programming languages. I firmly believe that all programs can be reduced to a Perl one-liner. I use Perl to achieve U+++ status.
I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes.
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
All I do is read news.
I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
I don't know who Kibo is.
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
I can't even get the thing to install!
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
I refuse to have anything with that!
I refuse to have anything with that!
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
I don't have anything to hide.
It's just another TV show.
I don't know what's that.
I don't know what's that.
I don't know what's that.
I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.
I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.
I don't know what's that.
I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.
Got an Associates degree.
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.
I've never had a relationship.
Ranging from "Male. Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences" to "I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want."
But someday I would like to say: "I've had real, live sex."
The Code of the Geeks is a simple and compact way how to tell the others about your geeky personality. The Geek Code consists of a series of letters, numbers and symbols, each describing you in some category. Sometimes, it's a little cryptic to the uninitiated, and here comes our little tool to help you.
This decoder has been written by Anicka (Geek Code) and Martin (Geek Code) on the Christmas of 2006. If you have any bug reports or ideas on what could be improved, please tell us. You can also download the source code. There is also a Furry Code Decoder here.