The Geek Code Decoder

This is what your Geek Code spells (bookmarkable link):

Type of Geek [GIT]

Geek of Information Technology.

Appearance

Dress [d--(--)>--]

Ranging from "My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them" to "My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them."

But someday I would like to say: "My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them."

Shape [s:+]

I'm of average height, I'm rounder than most.

Age [a+++]

60 and up.

Computers

Computers [C]

Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use it when it serves my purpose.

UNIX [UL]

I have a Unix account to do my stuff in. I use Linux.

Perl [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

Linux [L++]

I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

Emacs [E---]

Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!

World-Wide Web [W+++]

I am a WebMaster . Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

USENET News [!N]

I refuse to have anything with that!

USENET Oracle [!o]

I refuse to have anything with that!

Kibo [K--?]

Unknown value --?

Microsoft Windows [!w]

I refuse to have anything with that!

OS/2 [O-]

Tried it, didn't like it.

Macintosh [!M]

I refuse to have anything with that!

VMS [!V]

I refuse to have anything with that!

Politics

Political and Social Issues [!PS]

I refuse to have anything with that!

Politics and Economic Issues [!PE]

I refuse to have anything with that!

Cypherpunks [Y]

I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.

PGP [PGP+]

`Finger me for my public key'.

Entertainment

Star Trek [t]

It's just another TV show.

Babylon 5 [5]

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

X-Files [X]

Ho hum. Just another Fox show.

Role Playing [!R]

I refuse to have anything with that!

Television [tv]

I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS.

Books [b+]

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

Dilbert [DI]

I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.

DOOM! [D+]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

The Geek Code [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

Lifestyle

Education [e]

Finished High School.

Housing [h+]

Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.

Relationships [r--]

People just aren't interested in dating me.

Sex [y]

Male. I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.


The Code of the Geeks is a simple and compact way how to tell the others about your geeky personality. The Geek Code consists of a series of letters, numbers and symbols, each describing you in some category. Sometimes, it's a little cryptic to the uninitiated, and here comes our little tool to help you.

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This decoder has been written by Anicka (Geek Code) and Martin (Geek Code) on the Christmas of 2006. If you have any bug reports or ideas on what could be improved, please tell us. You can also download the source code. There is also a Furry Code Decoder here.