This is what your Geek Code spells (bookmarkable link):
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Unknown value .
But someday I would like to get paid for it.
I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.
I look up to most people, I'm of average width.
15-19.
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
But someday I would like to get paid for it.
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an `accidental' computer-generated order to put start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. I use Linux.
But someday I would like to get paid for it.
Our paranoid admin won't let us install Perl! Says it's a `hacking tool'.
But someday I would like to get paid for it.
I use Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
But someday I would like to get paid for it.
Mostly "Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!", but it varies.
Mostly "I am a WebMaster . Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem," but it varies.
I refuse to have anything with that!
I refuse to have anything with that!
I dislike Kibo.
Mostly "Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it," but it varies.
I refuse to have anything with that!
Mostly "A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often," but it varies.
I refuse to have anything with that!
Unknown value @?
Mostly "Distrust both government and business," but it varies.
I refuse to have anything with that!
I don't have anything to hide.
But someday I would like to get paid for it.
Mostly "It's the best show around. I have all the episodes and the movies on tape and can quote entire scenes verbatim. I've built a few of the model kits too. But you'll never catch me at one of those conventions. Those people are kooks," but it varies.
I refuse to have anything with that!
I refuse to have anything with that!
Mostly "Gosh, what an utter waste of time!", but it varies.
I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS.
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.
I don't know what's that.
Nothing known.
Finished High School.
Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.
People just aren't interested in dating me.
Unknown value !y-.
The Code of the Geeks is a simple and compact way how to tell the others about your geeky personality. The Geek Code consists of a series of letters, numbers and symbols, each describing you in some category. Sometimes, it's a little cryptic to the uninitiated, and here comes our little tool to help you.
This decoder has been written by Anicka (Geek Code) and Martin (Geek Code) on the Christmas of 2006. If you have any bug reports or ideas on what could be improved, please tell us. You can also download the source code. There is also a Furry Code Decoder here.