This is what your Geek Code spells (bookmarkable link):
Geek of Computer Science.
Geek of Information Technology.
Geek of Music.
Ranging from "I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning" to "My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them."
I'm a little taller, I'm rounder than most.
Mostly "50 years," but it varies.
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation. ... and I am getting paid for it.
I've seen Unix and didn't like it. DEC rules! I use HPUX.
Our paranoid admin won't let us install Perl! Says it's a `hacking tool'.
But someday I would like to say: "Unknown value Long Live PowerShell."
I've managed to get Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.
I refuse to have anything with that!
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
But someday I would like to say: "Unknown value RSS."
I sent my question to the wrong group and got flamed.
But someday I would like to say: "Unknown value GoogleGroups."
I don't know what's that.
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire, and I am getting paid for it.
Tried it, didn't like it.
Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.
I've used VMS.
Repent left-wing sinners and change your wicked evil ways. Buchanan/Robertson in '96.
Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.
`Finger me for my public key'.
I identify with Barclay, the greatest of the Trek Geeks.
Unknown value <*.
But someday I would like to say: "Unknown value StarGate."
I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.
I've written and published my own gaming materials.
I don't know what's that.
I don't know what's that.
I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.
Got a Bachelors degree.
Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize.
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
Gender undisclosed. I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.
The Code of the Geeks is a simple and compact way how to tell the others about your geeky personality. The Geek Code consists of a series of letters, numbers and symbols, each describing you in some category. Sometimes, it's a little cryptic to the uninitiated, and here comes our little tool to help you.
This decoder has been written by Anicka (Geek Code) and Martin (Geek Code) on the Christmas of 2006. If you have any bug reports or ideas on what could be improved, please tell us. You can also download the source code. There is also a Furry Code Decoder here.