This is what your Geek Code spells (bookmarkable link):
Geek of Computer Science.
Geek of Computer Management.
Geek of Humanities.
Geek of Information Technology.
Geek of Literature.
Geek of Music.
Geek of Other.
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
I look up to most people, I'm rounder than most.
20-24.
I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.
I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an `accidental' computer-generated order to put start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. I use BSD (use this unless your BSDish system is mentioned below), Linux.
I know of Perl. I like Perl. I just haven't learned much Perl, but it is on my agenda.
I use Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes.
Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes.
I am a WebMaster . Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
I refuse to have anything with that!
I refuse to have anything with that!
Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.
I can't even get the thing to install!
I refuse to have anything with that!
Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need. Nobody should be rich.
I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it is a warning to our's and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF.
I have the most recent version and use it regularly.
It's not just a TV show, it's a religion. I know all about warp field dynamics and the principles behind the transporter. I have memorized the TECH manual. I speak Klingon. I go to cons with Vulcan ears on. I have no life.
I refuse to have anything with that!
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
I watch some tv every day.
I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix.
I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.
I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.
Finished High School.
I am stuck living with my parents!
I've never had a relationship.
Male. Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.
The Code of the Geeks is a simple and compact way how to tell the others about your geeky personality. The Geek Code consists of a series of letters, numbers and symbols, each describing you in some category. Sometimes, it's a little cryptic to the uninitiated, and here comes our little tool to help you.
This decoder has been written by Anicka (Geek Code) and Martin (Geek Code) on the Christmas of 2006. If you have any bug reports or ideas on what could be improved, please tell us. You can also download the source code. There is also a Furry Code Decoder here.